• A Foray into Dystopian Free Agency

    A Foray into Dystopian Free Agency

    What’s up fam, welcome to the new longform iteration of blazesketball, and to the content desert that is the NBA offseason. The ‘yoffs are over, the draft came and went, and free agency is winding to a close. There remains nothing but deep, visceral sadness (and Las Vegas Summer League). Free agency has become a Read more

  • [Portland Roundball Society 7/15/15]

    WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE Hello, friend. Here- take this blanket. You seem disoriented. Have you been wandering about in the cold night questioning the purpose and truth of all things which once were? I thought you might have been. There’s no need to be afraid anymore; there are others like you here. You must have Read more

  • [Portland Roundball Society 12/20/2014] Blazers-Pelicans Preview

    Before we even discuss any future events, let’s just take a second to talk about what a cold-blooded assassin of righteousness and poetry Damian Lillard is. He is Mufasa in Lion King. He is Bruce Willis in Die Hard. He doesn’t use coasters. He is Neil Armstrong. He walks away from explosions without looking back. Read more

  • [Portland Roundball Society 12/17/2014] Blazers-Bucks Preview

    I wish it didn’t have to be like this, Bucks. I’d been following your surprising progress all season, and was happy that Milwaukee basketball finally had some type of hope. Tonight was supposed to mark a happy and festive meeting of two talented young teams at different points in their upward trajectory. But the world Read more

  • [Portland Roundball Society 12/12/2014] Recap: BULLS 115, BLAZERS 106

    THEATER ON THE ICY SHORES OF STEVE BLAKE MICHIGAN I like a lot of things about the Blazers’ bench this year; the ascent of Allen Crabbe, Joel Freeland continuing to defiantly get minutes, general competence. But more than anything, I like that Steve Blake is kind of like the Scrappy Doo version of Chris Kaman. Read more

  • [Portland Roundball Society 11/8/14] Blazers-Clippers Preview

    SONS OF DOCTORS On Saturday the Trail Blazers will play a basketball game in Los Angeles beneath a large mural depicting Matt Barnes which covers up some of the 16 championship banners belonging to the Clippers’ Staples Center cotenants. Chris Paul and Blake Griffin and Jamal Crawford also have their own, larger banners, but who Read more